Spitzer + Hooker = Truth

Soon-to-be-former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer, Democrat, (see dictionary for “driver’s licenses for illegal aliens”; “internet tax”) was caught with a hooker. Will every man, woman, and child hear about this like they have about Sen. Vitter (R) of Louisiana? The only good thing about this whole situation is that the truth comes out. Not from Spitzer, frankly, I don’t care where he places his appendages. The truth revealed will come from the Mainstream Media. The first example is this lovely article from MSNBC. Nine paragraphs down, we finally learn this man’s party affiliation.

If Spitzer were to step down, Lt. Gov. David Paterson, a fellow Democrat, would become governor.

What a slimy, backhanded way to say this. A nice, fat, proper noun appositive separates Spitzer from his party.
Of course, when citing a Republican, there is an obvious difference.

James Tedisco, Republican leader of the State Assembly, said Spitzer “has
disgraced his office and the entire state of New York. He should resign his
office immediately.”

Ahh, the coziness of adjacence.

“What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.”
–Sir Walter Scott

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