Obama Becomes Nominee, No One Cares

Anticlimaticism at it’s best.  (Yes, I just invented that word.)

Don’t miss the minty-pastel pantsuit (to emphasize her coolness and composure,) the awkward, painful reading of her pre-made speech (especially when she had to mention you-know-who’s name,) Schumer’s disturbing excitement, and, of course, her mentioning New York as carpetbaggingly as possible. (Add another chalkmark under “Invented Words”) 

Emphasis-added moneyquote from the article:

Clinton concluded her 15 minutes of remarks by emphasizing the importance of electing a Democratic president. 

If only you were here, Andy Warhol.